he lies~
Posted 20 hours ago on Sunday
3 June 2012
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a blog about the things i love, and the thigns that i believe are funny. these are things that i usually cant say outloud to, so this is my masquerade to actually say it all!
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Mulp: Someone is getting a tattoo of Slugbox’s pony oc.
Cteno is cute but I wouldn’t want a tattoo of her. That’ll be one colorful and shiny tattoo…
For Fisher, who wanted to see who did it
whoa what
Dude, wow
WHAT WHAT SLUG WHAT you see this!?
Whaaaaaaa…
These are really awesome lines… I can’t do traditional >.<
the hell! <3 this is amazing!
Cynthia <3
Omg so I have this new awesome ass friend named Cynthia. Broskis! This bitch be from Guyana! Hell yes! She’s totally my new best friend xD
She’s so funny, and she’s curious about everything! So she’s always asking the stupidest questions, and when she thinks no one is listening, she’ll turn to me and comment about someone’s outfit in Guyanese ( aka kreol lol )
Lemme just say,
HER RASS BE SO CHURILE! XD
Posted 1 month ago on Saturday
14 April 2012
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Fat deposits (in subcutatenous tissue and around the organs) protect and insulate body organs, and are the major source of stored energy in the body.
“Let your ice man dad kill me, and you can run away somewhere and have a decent life with some decent people.”
“Finally, Patrick just pust pulled up Brad’s pants, and said to him ‘Just pretend you’re passed out.’”
[story of my life. ]
“If it turns out that I am wrong and that there is a God, and it is the Judeo-Christian God more preoccupied with belief than behavior, then I’d rather not spend eternity with him and would joyfully go to the other place where I suspect most of my family, friends, and colleagues will be, since we share most of the same principled values.”
-The Believing Brain by Michael Shermer
LOL how would this even apply?
“This impression followed me everywhere I went.”
Only a Mother Could Love Him by Ben Polis
“Individuals with Mental Retardation have a prevalence of comorbid mental disorders that is estimated to be three or four times greater than in the general population.”
The DSM-IV-TR.
Didn’t expect it to be so accurate.
Im Earl Habringer, and Unicorns dont exist.
“Take care of your son. He is very weak, very dehydrated.”
Uhhh I got mah Geometry workbook…… Which statement is a good definition of a rectangle?…………… idk how this is gonna work out….
i got a cosmopolitan magazine… page 45 is a blonde hair dye page that says ‘The Year Of The Blonde’ D: i hate you L’Oreal Paris!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxij27BHZ21qk3xgoo1_400.jpg)
Fat deposits (in subcutatenous tissue and around the organs) protect and insulate body organs, and are the major source of stored energy in the body.
“Let your ice man dad kill me, and you can run away somewhere and have a decent life with some decent people.”
“Finally, Patrick just pust pulled up Brad’s pants, and said to him ‘Just pretend you’re passed out.’”
[story of my life. ]
“If it turns out that I am wrong and that there is a God, and it is the Judeo-Christian God more preoccupied with belief than behavior, then I’d rather not spend eternity with him and would joyfully go to the other place where I suspect most of my family, friends, and colleagues will be, since we share most of the same principled values.”
-The Believing Brain by Michael Shermer
LOL how would this even apply?
“This impression followed me everywhere I went.”
Only a Mother Could Love Him by Ben Polis
“Individuals with Mental Retardation have a prevalence of comorbid mental disorders that is estimated to be three or four times greater than in the general population.”
The DSM-IV-TR.
Didn’t expect it to be so accurate.
Im Earl Habringer, and Unicorns dont exist.
“Take care of your son. He is very weak, very dehydrated.”
Uhhh I got mah Geometry workbook…… Which statement is a good definition of a rectangle?…………… idk how this is gonna work out….
i got a cosmopolitan magazine… page 45 is a blonde hair dye page that says ‘The Year Of The Blonde’ D: i hate you L’Oreal Paris!
(Source: thefuckwouldisaywhatfor)
